When I was a lad, my cheeks were as smooth
As the polished enamel of a pearly white tooth.
Standing at the sink, I started to drool
Colgate on my chin, my family all were fooled.
I've got a toothpaste beard
And it looks pretty weird
White flecks on the mirror
I'd say it adds thirty years . . . my toothpaste beard
This fluoridated goatee is really growing on me.
Is it too foamy for me?
Well, let's just wait and see . . .with my toothpaste beard
My dental hygiene headed south
Til I started foamin' at the mouth
Grew a toothpaste beard
Looks like I've aged overnight
And my teeth are so white
Grow whatever you like
Fu Manchu or Van Dyke, for your toothpaste beard.
released October 11, 2016
Matt Clark: Guitar, Bass, Vocals
Rowan Clark: Vocals
Quillan Clark: Inspiration (he grew the first toothpaste beard)
Wilmer Huiracocha: Oboe
Produced by Wilmer Huiracocha in Loja Ecuador
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