Words and music by Matt Clark. Produced by Sean Flora.
lyrics
My mother always says to us that scissors aren't a toy
But my brother cut my hair to look like Leonard Nimoy
The only thing I'm missing now are long and pointy ears
Then I could join The Enterprise and leave the earth for years.
I've got a Vulcan haircut, my mom will have a shock
When she comes home from work to find I look like Mr. Spock
To cut my hair and boldly go where no kid's gone before
I've got a Vulcan haircut and I'm barely even four.
A friendly Klingon says to me, "Your haircut need some work"
My barber tries to fix it, make me look like Captain Kirk
Beaming up my bangs, now they're gone without a trace
I've got a Vulcan haircut and I'm set for outer space
credits
from Toothpaste Beard,
track released January 28, 2013
Matt Clark - Guitar, vocals
Sean Flora - Bass, slide guitar, keyboard
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